"I've never been married, and I'm not sure I expected to be at this point in my life, but stranger things have occurred. At least I'm not actively serving as Prince of Asgard so there are few political implications to worry about." He's amused, fortunately, instead of terrified. A formal bond is something that must allow for his other lovers and the comfort of his children, and is likely a long way off in any case, but there's something sweet about the enthusiasm of the newlyweds.

"The look on Thor's face would be memorable, though." He wouldn't be Loki if he didn't like the idea of trolling his brother. But that is not a reason to rush into anything!

"But back to children and handicrafts, I had thought it might do them good to meet the two of you or some of the other Decepticons before being introduced to Megatron. Your species is unfamiliar to my universe, and adapting to a different culture without the complication of wondering how close their father and his new friend are, and whether said new friend will stay, might be easier for them."