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[coldsong]

"Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Attack while they are distracted.

Kindly leave a message."

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[coldsong]

I don't think we can be assassins without some measure of stealth and subtlety, which we've already flung out the window.

Hm, I want to be King Crab. That's my new porn name.

I think a teacup might be a little too whimsical for my double. I'd put them in a little terrarium wrapped with chains, with a sign that says He Bites.

[soldforless]

True. If we were stealthy, no one would see the leather jackets. Or the crab gauntlets. Or the slow sideways approach accompanied by our own bass-heavy theme song. What's the point of being terrifying if you can't make an entrance?

King Crab and the Duchess of Snap. That’s our duo name now. No notes.

The terrarium stays, but I’ve decided it should also have dramatic uplighting and maybe one of those tiny haunted house doors he can slam when he gets mad. Emotional support menace.