Open Communication Post

[coldsong]

If you have a message for me, by all means, leave it here. If it interests me, I will respond at some point.

If it's an urgent matter, I will, of course, require a bribe or other incentive. Don't waste my time.


((For nexus_crossings, this is Loki's PINpoint extension. Otherwise, either he has a phone or you're contacting him through psychic/spiritual means, I suppose. Have at.))

Comments

[magpiemythos]

I made you something!

It's called I Can’t Hear You Over the Sound of my Awesomeness and if you tell me it's not your peak aesthetic I'm going to call you a dirty rotten liar.

[coldsong]

I...am genuinely uncertain how to respond to this. [It takes a Loki to render another Loki speechless. Or even anywhere close to speechless.]

Part of me wants to know where in the name of all that's sacred you found that photograph, but most of me is just delighted.

I would hate for you to have to call me a liar.

[magpiemythos]

[He's a winner!]

I have my ways! I'm sure you've yours too!

But yes, I'd much rather you be pleased, it took some doing to find the right photos to make this work.

[coldsong]

[They both are!]

I do, but generally those ways don't involve using photoshop.

Do you know, Thor didn't like that outfit. He said I was dressed like a witch.

[magpiemythos]

See that's why I don't listen to Thor when it comes to fashion.

[coldsong]

Indeed. I like the wing motif, but I've always felt the huge searing-red cape was a questionable choice. But he seems to like being a moving target in a battle.

[magpiemythos]

Well think of it this way- the more attention paid to him in a fight the less anyone is looking at us. And goodness but we can get quite a lot done that way, can't we?

[coldsong]

Ssh, don't tell him we're using him as a distraction!

[magpiemythos]

He won't hear it from me! Not that it'd stop him charging in either way, I mean it's Thor after all.

[coldsong]

Speaking of Thor, do you suppose your photoshoppery skills are up to placing an image of him upon a label?

I've recently discovered protein powders and snack bars in the Nexus grocery, and Thor would be a much better poster-boy for them than the anonymous fool that's on the packaging right now.